Time Travel – Year 2050
My take on what’s world going to look like at year 2050
- iPhone 31G makes a thunderous debut at CES, Bangalore. Steve jobs launches it from his hospital bed, thanks to Cisco’s 3D teleporting version 15.0.21
- Sachin is still the best batsman in the world. BCCI and media coaxes him to come out of retirement
- Facebook is dead and buried in the backyards of San Jose. Zuckerberg now runs a humble coffee shop in Swiss Alps
- Angelina Jolie has adopted half of the Somalian kids. Pitt takes care of the diapers
- John Cena is California’s Governor. Wins summer slam against Undertaker. Public cheers him
- Mallika Sehrawat now wears only sarees. Oh, are you serious
- American’s struggling to get Indian work permit, cap raised to 65,000. Very high demand for hindi tutors in USA, starting salaries $5 million
- Chinese BPO’s, speaking English, handling Indian customers. Hindi-chini bhai bhai
- 1 Rupee = 1 Yuan = 0.1 USD
- India beats Brazil 2-0 at FIFA WC, Indian coach says ” We are playing for the cup, nothing less will make us happy”
- Mukesh Ambani now owns whole of Switzerland, Mumbai, Gujrat. Negotiating with Singapore, Hong kong, Ireland, Australia, Dubai for a potential take over
- Salman Khan is still the most eligible bachelor. Meanwhile SRK remakes Kuch Kuch Hota Hai for the 3rd time
- Andhra Pradesh is now split into 50 small states. Proposal on for the the 51st piece.
- Osama bin Laden looses all his teeth, still remains uncaught. Media speculates he now resides in Mars
- Rajnikanth’s Endhiran Part 7 in 4D is world’s biggest grosser.Yeah, he’s still numero uno
What do you foresee? Have your say 😉
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dharun 2:28 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink |
2012 earth dies due to massive climate change and earth crust displacement….Muruga, jesus, allah etc are in a meeting to create new land and new species better than humans and earth…
Narendra 2:41 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink |
LOL..So, this means in 2050.. we would have new Avatars..
Blockader 5:26 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink |
I forsee there is a lot I have to learn before I understand everything that happens in your part of the world. Maybe I should start by learning how cricket is played.
Narendra 6:25 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink |
Very true Brad. Sport is a great starting point and perhaps by 2050 we might be in the same page 😛
Mad Hatter 6:45 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink |
“Rajnikanth’s Endhiran Part 7 in 4D is world’s biggest grosser.Yeah, he’s still numero uno”
hahahaha 😀 awesome! 😀
Narendra 6:54 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink |
hehehhehhhe..Superstar power…
Selvakumar.RM 10:58 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink |
IPL Auction for season#34: 34000 players in fray for 512 teams. Sachin in hospital bed plays using remote control specially designed by SONY.
Narendra 11:27 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink |
Total ROFL man..Super Like
sufiaz 10:47 pm on January 17, 2011 Permalink |
hahaha malika sherawat in a saree???!?!?! ya right.
Narendra 9:55 am on January 18, 2011 Permalink |
Yaa..she wud be grand old lady 😛
PP 1:18 pm on January 18, 2011 Permalink |
Indian work permit, cap raised to 65,000 – best of all!!!
All people craving for products with a tag saying “Made in India” and feel proud to posses those products. 🙂 i cal it the real change in trend…
Narendra 2:16 pm on January 18, 2011 Permalink |
hehehehehee..seriously.. It might very well come true