Time Travel – Year 2050

My take on what’s world going to look like at year 2050

  • iPhone 31G makes a thunderous debut at CES, Bangalore. Steve jobs launches it from his hospital bed, thanks to Cisco’s 3D teleporting version 15.0.21
  • Sachin is still the best batsman in the world. BCCI and media coaxes him to come out of retirement
  • Facebook is dead and buried in the backyards of San Jose. Zuckerberg now runs a humble coffee shop in Swiss Alps
  • Angelina Jolie has adopted half of the Somalian kids. Pitt takes care of the diapers
  • John Cena is California’s Governor. Wins summer slam against Undertaker. Public cheers him
  • Mallika Sehrawat now wears only sarees. Oh, are you serious
  • American’s struggling to get Indian work permit, cap raised to 65,000. Very high demand for hindi tutors in USA, starting salaries $5 million
  • Chinese BPO’s, speaking English, handling Indian customers. Hindi-chini bhai bhai
  • 1 Rupee = 1 Yuan = 0.1 USD
  • India beats Brazil 2-0 at FIFA WC, Indian coach says ” We are playing for the cup, nothing less will make us happy”
  • Mukesh Ambani now owns whole of Switzerland, Mumbai, Gujrat. Negotiating with Singapore, Hong kong, Ireland, Australia, Dubai for a potential take over
  • Salman Khan is still the most eligible bachelor.  Meanwhile SRK remakes Kuch Kuch Hota Hai for the 3rd time
  • Andhra Pradesh is now split into 50 small states. Proposal on for the the 51st piece.
  • Osama bin Laden looses all his teeth, still remains uncaught. Media speculates he now resides in Mars
  • Rajnikanth’s Endhiran Part 7 in 4D is world’s biggest grosser.Yeah, he’s still numero uno

What do you foresee? Have your say 😉