It’s women’s day today I am extremely fond…
It’s women’s day today. I am extremely fond of women, I love women, all of them. I spent most of my formative years among women, a swarm of them – sisters, neighbours, teachers [ almost all my teachers up till 12th grade were women ], classmates. However, I never felt too comfortable because they would turn volatile and unpredictable. Barring my mom [ who also goes mad at times ] most of them defied logic. I’m not much of an “analysis” person. I just go by what I see and experience. I wanted to spoilsport today, can’t allow women to take away all the credits. So here are few of my observations.
1. You’re either a friend or an enemy – Important, Important, Very Important this. Women’s minds are fairly simple, they don’t have 101 classifications of people, they keep it simple. You’re either a friend or an enemy. Moreover, you can be moved from one end to another end in seconds and vice versa. Remember, there’s no in between thing and you cannot choose where you want to be. They decide. 🙂
2. Women thrive on appreciation – I never fathomed the power of appreciation till I read ” How to win friends and influence people” by Dale Carnegie in 2002. So, I gave it a try, I was amazed to see the positive energy women exhibit on receiving appreciation. Great tool to build cordial relationship with women. Genuine appreciation can take you a long way. However, a fake ” You’re beautiful” will do a whole lot of good too. Yes! any appreciation related to beauty works wonders 🙂
3. Women have in-built lie detectors. This might sound contradictory to the above statement however, there’s a minor difference, lies related to beauty are exempted :). Otherwise, It’s so damn hard to lie to a woman. They can see through people. So, watch out you might think you got away with lies but, you are wrong, you just got into trouble.
4. Sweet talk works big time. it is an extension of point number 2. This is something I figured out as late as 2009. Earlier I used to be shy assuming sweet talk = flirting. Then, one of colleague who was an American on her farewell day, said “ Narendra, you’re cute, you should sweet talk, girls would love you“. I was initially baffled but then put it on trial. Results are mind blowing. Sweet talk is no rocket science, all you have to do is treat a girl irrespective of her age as a 12 year old. It works. I guess it works because no one really grows up, we all have a child inside and as we grow older very few cater to that. All girls might tell you they need a MAN not a boy but, believe me boy -> girl communication works hundred times better than Adult -> Adult communication.
5. Women have impeccable memory, they remember EVERYTHING. At times to exact detail. Unfortunately, they are designed to retain the bad incidents. It’s like, even if you give them 99 good days and 1 bad day, all they would remember after 10 years is that 1 day :D. So, it’s better not to try too hard, keep it simple.
6. Revenge comes naturally to women. If you do anything wrong be assured the lady would exert revenge. You may not even know she got her revenge but, she would. There’s no escape. Asking for forgiveness can only delay the inevitable. No mercy. Women folk may not like this but it’s so true. They neither forgive nor forget 😀 [ I’m going to be dead soon ]
Aahhhhhh, I feel lot better now. I don’t want to pretend, I am 100% chauvinistic. The rise and rise of women maybe good for the female folk however, I feel it will negatively impact the social eco-system in the long run. We all seem to be too much worried about ozone layer and diminishing tigers, what about the social balance> Is anyone thinking?
Arvinth 6:32 am on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
Awesome post.. Luved reading thru it 🙂 Lets see wat Sufia replies.. Over to you Sufia..
sufiaz 11:06 am on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
lol arvinth..u r talking abt a girl who has more male friends than female friends, simply b/c of all the reasons narendra mentioned 😦 narendra is on my FB, he can see for himself how many females i interact with on a regular basis 🙂
i read somewhere…”whats the male word for bitch? there isnt one”. the word is dog, which is a symbol of loyalty. whereas a bitch is a bad word.
one thing narendra did miss: women are rarely straightforward. u can always tell what goes on in a mans head. a woman says sth in front u and sth different behind yr back. very difficult to trust a woman.
Narendra 11:39 am on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
Male word for Bitch….ROFL…crazy girl…
I agree with your point. Women are crooked..lol… Whn I was growing up…my sisters used to bring their friends home…they used to act as if they were the best ever friends on earth… once they leave..natak begins…she said that..she said this..usne mera nose cut kiya..she thinks too much of herself…she jealous..she blah..she blah blah
There are lot many observations..but free mein marna nahi chahta 😀
sufiaz 12:40 pm on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
lol :p i didnt say it 😉 someone else did 😉 a guy called dick masterson wrote a book called “men are better than women”…its highly exaggerated but some things he said r quite spot on. lol. u might like that one.
Narendra 1:00 pm on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
hehehehehe…will check that out…I guess sometime later in my life..once I get married and face more music…I would sit down and publish my own thing.. Narendra ki pitayi written by Narendra ” I love Women” Reddy
Srilatha 1:56 pm on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
macha….very well written….:):) it was toooooo gud!!
i was jus amazed tat u neva mentioned bout ur sisters in the rite up….damn surprised i must say….but eventually…..u did mention it ….in ya replies….!!
damn it….. my close frens yet remain close frens…. gals r meant to complain…. nd u r meant to listen…nd not suggest or comfort ….jus listen…. :P:P
Narendra 2:22 pm on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
Finally…Crazy Latha.. Chief tormentor and my younger sister has left a comment..hehehehhhee
You need to understand…without u n Picchi Malli…I wouldn’t have known nothing about women.. lol
BTW…Which friends are u talking abt…wht happnd to Reva, Jayantha etc etc…bas Sur is left..someday soon u wud fight her too..hehehehheee
What I wrote in this post are not complaints..they’re my observations..I can’t do much..but I wudn’t accept female nautanki..
aue haan..you wud pleased to know…One skill ur brother has been highly appreciated over the years is ‘Listening’…It has come naturally..maybe coz of dad..whn he speaks… by default I get attentive n never miss a word 😀
sufiaz 3:21 pm on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
well said srilatha 🙂 narendra yr sister has a good point 😉 women complain men listen 😀 and pls NO advice either.
sufiaz 3:26 pm on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
and i just did sth so typically girly 😉 changed my statement…narendra, i hope u learnt another lesson today: never rely on the word of a woman. u know according to my religion, in a court of law, theyll accept the evidence of ONE male witness, but they need TWO female witnesses..see even God thinks women are unreliable 😉
Narendra 4:30 pm on March 9, 2011 Permalink |
Heheheehehhee..Bhagwan bhi bharosa nahi karta..so sad..lol
Just imagine a day whn women wud be at par with men…thr will be utter chaos..guess tht will be d end of this world…it won’t be a meteor or Tsunami…women will takes us out 😛
Single Malt Monkey 1:57 pm on March 10, 2011 Permalink |
This is funny, Narendra. Are you playing with fire ? 🙂
Narendra 6:39 pm on March 10, 2011 Permalink |
No Idea…just playing 😛
Srilatha 8:40 pm on March 11, 2011 Permalink |
DUH..u dun talk pls….. more thn i have spoken to u frm here….i hav spoken to reva nd jayanta….so u better wear a mouth zip smiley….!!
Narendra 8:50 pm on March 11, 2011 Permalink |
Ohhhhhhhhhh…natak
BTW..I jus got zip wala smiley.. ^^>>><<<^^