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  • Narendra 10:40 am on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: APD, car, , cops, , Letika Saran, scotland yard, vigil,   

    Chennai Police 

    The other day my good friend Arvinth made a comment on Chennai city’s relatively risk free environment for women. Today’s TOI issue confirmed his statement – Click here to read more . Chennai ranks 34th amongst 35 major cities in crime against women. For a city with over 70 million population that’s is quite an achievement.

    One of the main reasons is, Chennai is culturally more tolerant and conservative. There are no bandhs, no strikes, no road roko, no public rallies. It’s like people of Chennai refuse to get carried away by hysteria ( The left might say we are not united ). There’s no major chaos barring the traffic. Even the terrorist don’t seem to take a liking for Chennai, that’s is where the next biggest reason for Chennai’s safe city status lies- The Chennai Police

    Chennai Police is a subset of Tamil Nadu Police department which is apparently headed by a lady – Ms.Letika Saran. Unlike most states TN police is most well equipped in terms of artillery, Intelligence , Infrastructure ( They even got a cyber cell to curb cyber menace ) and manpower. By the way check out their swanky patrol vehicle, cool right.

    To top it up lot of cops are being trained at Scotland yard, APD and World Police Academy ( Now that makes me S**t in my pants, I have given up my dreams of robbing a bank long ago..spare me you lovely cops ). With these well trained cops on vigil, we can feel a lot safer and secure. Yes, there is crime in our city but we also have one of the best Police force in India. Cheers to Chennai Police.

     
    • Arvinth 11:30 am on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      U forgot to mention.. Its being led by Captain VijayKanth of the 51st Brigadier Front of the Elite North Chennai Patrol team 😉

      • Narendra 11:35 am on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        haahahhhaha…Captain saar..saari I forgot to mention about you.. He’s is on man who can clean by the entire mess single handedly ….in movies that is… 😛

    • sufiaz 4:15 pm on January 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      very impressive i must say 🙂

    • Bianca 1:00 am on January 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Yay Chennai!! 😀

    • Anonymous 10:16 pm on May 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      i do not know which policing r u speaking about? i will say only thing they r expert in hiding the things to show clean files and go to any extent to make them look effiecient . i think that’s whee the difference lies

      • Narendra 10:20 pm on May 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Not sure if you lived in Chennai..things are definitely much better than the other mega cities..

    • kanchan 10:19 pm on May 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      i do not agree with u. i feel chennai police is expert in hiding the things by somehow closing the files o not at all opening them to reduce the reported cases. can give u the examples of my life not once but three times.

      • Narendra 10:22 pm on May 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Oh..poor you..sorry to hear that..pls feel free to share your experiences..

  • Narendra 11:09 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bank, chai, cops, minutes, robbery, traffic   

    If I had only one hour to live 

    I guess the first thing I would is pee. Yeah, Pee so that I would have remaining 58 minutes for other exciting stuff. With every second worth a million I guess I would go beserk. I wouldn’t know what to do as time ticks away. I guess I would call Mahesh and tell him, I would die in another 50 minutes. Knowing him he’s going to laugh it off or perhaps make fun of the scenario. That would settle my nerves and hey just 48 minutes left. Next I would dial Arvinth who sits in America and he would most likely say ” Dude get a single chai “, another 5 minutes gone.

    As I run for the quest of a single chai. The traffic signal at Kodambakkam flyover would consume another 4 minutes, but hey I’m dying so I wouldn’t care about rules and drive right through. Oh, yeah I forgot the famous movie scene of a dying man in Indian movies, signing the will…Ooops that doesn’t apply to me,  no bank balance 😀

    Run Reddy, Just 36 minutes left as I look for the elusive “Single Chai” dodging traffic and cops, chasing the stolen car, I Would be reminded of my childhood dream of robbing a bank. Now, I got to choose single chai or Robbery. Toss a coin. I take a U-turn and head towards the bank I always wanted to loot ( Tiny bank near my school ), another 11 minutes lost as road is blocked with cattles running at random..damn!

    Just 21 minutes left and I’m told bank is now shifted to Kodambakkam near the railways tracks. Meantime cops have cornered me and I pull off la Endhiran stunt firing all directions. Ahhhhhh..smashed 26 police cars, 32 motor bikes and uprooted dozen pillars…OMG!! just 10 minutes left, speeding towards the tracks. Bhagwaan, give me another 10 minutes, let me pull of this heist. As I smash into the bank walls and ram into the vault. The Last 5 seconds

    5 – Captain Vijayakanth fires a round at me.

    4 – The pretty girl at the front desk drops her lipstick, I wink at her.

    3 – Bullet is a blasting in, I lunge forward

    2 – Bullet goes past my heart, I hold stacks of Rs1000 notes in in my hand and roar in triumph

    1 – Blank screen, see you at hell

     

    What would you do if you had ONLY one hour to live – Evil or Angel?

    .

     
    • Arvinth 11:54 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      EVIL 😉 Single Chai….. YYYYaaaaaaaaaaYYYYYY!!!

      • Narendra 1:00 pm on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Suupppeerrrrrr… Evil inside..Evil outside…way to go

    • Blockader 3:26 pm on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      It seems to me that the choices you made in your last 60 minutes lead to the very thing bringing about your demise… what would have happened if you chose to take a nap instead?

      • Narendra 3:52 pm on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        In case I was dozing, I would have woken up in an angel’s lap 🙂

    • Vincent Raja 6:42 pm on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      ha ha. Im on EVIL side 🙂

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