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  • Narendra 10:03 pm on August 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Culture of India, , Manish Malhotra, Rakhi Sawant, Sachin   

    10 reasons why I DO NOT support Anna Hazare 

    1. He always wears whites, so boring, needs a makeover. Hire Manish Malhotra and give him a touch of leather and khaki.

    2. He quit smoking and drinking. Mera neta, nahi peeta? Yeh kaisa neta hai?

    3. I don’t like his eye glasses. Big B, please lend him the ones you wearing for KBC.

    4. He doesn’t have a six pack. * shaking my head *

    5. He was arrested. My school teacher had told me only bad people get arrested.

    6. He’s a poor public speaker. Mr. Obama, can you fly out your speech writer? someone out here badly needs one.

    7. He didn’t complete his schooling. Bad Kiddie. Put him into an Adult education programme.

    8. He has a big nose. Rakhi Sawant, pass on your Cosmetic Surgeons number to him.

    9. He wears a ‘Nehru’ cap. So, out of fashion. How about CSK cap? maybe Mumbai Indian’s cap.

    10. He never eats, always fasting. Girls might mistake that for a shortcut to slim down. Bad example.

     

    Though I do not support Anna for all the above short comings. I do support his larger vision against corruption.

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    • Vincent Raja 10:09 pm on August 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      lol ๐Ÿ˜› But 5th point now a days opposite.. only good ppl get arrested ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • Narendra 10:13 pm on August 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Hhaahahahha..it’s perfectly alright. Getting arrested is mandatory to get into the parliament ๐Ÿ˜›
        whhhaaddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaa nation…Hey Ram!

    • sufia 1:02 am on August 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      interesting analysis ๐Ÿ˜›

      see the movie i gave u?

    • Hariharan Valady 10:44 am on August 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Very well written! Humorous, but arriving at the conclusion effortlessly.

    • Yash 11:02 pm on August 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜€

      Please read my latest blog post as well…mine is a tech blog. Please promote it on Indivine here, if you like it: http://bit.ly/pnls4G

    • Single Malt Monkey 9:35 pm on August 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Good one- I thought you’d lost your head for a minute ! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Narendra 9:46 pm on August 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Hhahahaha..it was meant to be silly..just wrote what I felt like.

    • harita 9:38 pm on August 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      not a single person of what “u” like qualities has any strength to stand a chance in front of anna hazare .
      this is just showing you stupidity

      • Narendra 9:48 pm on August 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        I agree, it was supposed to be stupid, don’t take it too seriously. I have high regards for the cause he’s fighting for.

    • Forbidden Fruit 9:13 pm on September 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Those who go to school are too tamed to stand up against the high and mighty, that too with a toothless mouth! (Anna wears dentures) ๐Ÿ˜‰ Nice to be here.

    • Kim 1:30 am on September 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I like your hilarious reasons XD

    • Anonymous 2:20 pm on February 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Really interesting and Funny about the REasons that you gave about Anna Hazare!!! :):)

    • ramyarajaram2 10:49 pm on August 17, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Sorry to comment lately. But I laughed like anything when i read. Enjoyed yaar. Good one ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Narendra 7:49 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2011, , Bhajji, , , , Jacques Kallis, Lee, , Ricky Ponting, Sachin, ,   

    Cricketing battles to watch out for 

    With the countdown to ICC cricket world cup in its final lap, there is frenzy in the Indian media and public. This will be the last world cup for many of the games stalwarts, that gives us every reason to go insane. These Cricketers have conquered almost all Cricketing records in their playing careers and set virtually unreachable benchmarks. By the way, they aren’t finished yet, they still pose threat to their own records.ย Both the leading run getter and leading wicket taker will play their last big tournament ( It will be interesting to watch at what stage these two giants will come face-to-face ). That makes it super special for every Cricket lover go totally berserk.

    Cricket is team sport however, with these legends gracing the game the stakes are much higher. Here are few mouth watering bat versus ball must watch battles.

     

    1. Sachin vs Shoaib – The best batsman in the world against the Rawalpindi express. These men have already provided many a memorable contests but this one is supposed to be the biggest showdown between the greats.

     

     

    2. Ponting vs Bhajji – Their rivalry dates back to 2001. Bhajji repeatedly claimed Punter’s wicket with ridiculous ease. Over the decade Bhajji consistently terrorizedย Ponting with his spin or at times lack of it. Of course, Ponting did succeed few times however, it looks like Bhajji might have the last laugh yet again.

     

     

    3. Kallis vs Muralitharan – Everyone’s asking the same question. Can Kallis get through Murali magic?

     

     

    4. Sehwag vs Steyn – The South African has invariably come out top but, this is sub-continent, hoping for a better show from Sehwag

     

     

    5. Gayle vs Lee – With Lee aspiring to end his career on a high, Will the maverick West Indian gate-crash his farewell party? Lets wait and watch.

     

     

     

    What match-ups are you looking forward to this WC?

     

     
    • sufiaz 7:52 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      bhajji v/s shoaib! less cricket more ma-behn. so much fun ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Narendra 7:59 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        ROFLLLLL…. yaaayayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
        not to forget Psychotic Sreesanth ๐Ÿ˜€

        • sufiaz 8:08 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

          LMAO..thats why i LOVE india-pakistan matches.

          • Narendra 8:19 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

            hhahahahhhaa..Hope for an Ind-Pak final…galiyon ki barish kar denge ๐Ÿ˜›

            • sufiaz 9:32 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

              chun chun ke ๐Ÿ™‚ and can we have a physical fight too please?

      • sufiaz 9:52 pm on February 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        yayyyyy heres to an india-pak final ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Blockader 12:46 am on February 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Go battling cricketers go!

  • Narendra 11:12 am on January 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Ad, bajaj, fevicol, lijjat papad, pepsi, Sachin, TVC   

    My Favorite TVCs 

    We all are heavily exposed to TVCs aren’t we? Still very few make a lasting impression. Here are few of my all time favorite retro TVCs.

    Bajaj – ‘Hamara Bajaj’ nothing can beat this classic Ad, truly iconic.

     

    Lijjat Papad: Bunny – India’s first non-human TVC hero.

     

    Bajaj Bulbs: Jab mein chota bacha tha (Mein toh ab bhi bacha hoon). I love this one.

     

    Fevicol: All I can do now is have a good laugh watching this Ad. As a kid I used to be extremely fond of this Ad for some reason.

     

    Pepsi: Everyone has there favorite Sachin Ad, this one’s mine.

     

     
  • Narendra 12:21 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 2050, Ambani, FIFA, , Sachin, SRK, Time travel   

    Time Travel – Year 2050 

    My take on what’s world going to look like at year 2050

    • iPhone 31G makes a thunderous debut at CES, Bangalore. Steve jobs launches it from his hospital bed, thanks to Cisco’s 3D teleporting version 15.0.21
    • Sachin is still the best batsman in the world. BCCI and media coaxes him to come out of retirement
    • Facebook is dead and buried in the backyards of San Jose. Zuckerberg now runs a humble coffee shop in Swiss Alps
    • Angelina Jolie has adopted half of the Somalian kids. Pitt takes care of the diapers
    • John Cena is California’s Governor. Wins summer slam against Undertaker. Public cheers him
    • Mallika Sehrawat now wears only sarees. Oh, are you serious
    • American’s struggling to get Indian work permit, cap raised to 65,000. Very high demand for hindi tutors in USA, starting salaries $5 million
    • Chinese BPO’s, speaking English, handling Indian customers. Hindi-chini bhai bhai
    • 1 Rupee = 1 Yuan = 0.1 USD
    • India beats Brazil 2-0 at FIFA WC, Indian coach says ” We are playing for the cup, nothing less will make us happy”
    • Mukesh Ambani now owns whole of Switzerland, Mumbai, Gujrat. Negotiating with Singapore, Hong kong, Ireland, Australia, Dubai for a potential take over
    • Salman Khan is still the mostย eligible bachelor. ย Meanwhile SRK remakes Kuch Kuch Hota Hai for the 3rd time
    • Andhra Pradesh is now split into 50 small states. Proposal on for the the 51st piece.
    • Osama bin Laden looses all his teeth, still remains uncaught. Media speculates he now resides in Mars
    • Rajnikanth’s Endhiran Part 7 in 4D is world’s biggest grosser.Yeah, he’s still numero uno

    What do youย foresee? Have your say ๐Ÿ˜‰

     
    • dharun 2:28 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      2012 earth dies due to massive climate change and earth crust displacement….Muruga, jesus, allah etc are in a meeting to create new land and new species better than humans and earth…

      • Narendra 2:41 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        LOL..So, this means in 2050.. we would have new Avatars..

    • Blockader 5:26 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I forsee there is a lot I have to learn before I understand everything that happens in your part of the world. Maybe I should start by learning how cricket is played.

      • Narendra 6:25 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Very true Brad. Sport is a great starting point and perhaps by 2050 we might be in the same page ๐Ÿ˜›

    • Mad Hatter 6:45 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      “Rajnikanthโ€™s Endhiran Part 7 in 4D is worldโ€™s biggest grosser.Yeah, heโ€™s still numero uno”
      hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ awesome! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Selvakumar.RM 10:58 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      IPL Auction for season#34: 34000 players in fray for 512 teams. Sachin in hospital bed plays using remote control specially designed by SONY.

    • sufiaz 10:47 pm on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      hahaha malika sherawat in a saree???!?!?! ya right.

    • PP 1:18 pm on January 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Indian work permit, cap raised to 65,000 – best of all!!!

      All people craving for products with a tag saying “Made in India” and feel proud to posses those products. ๐Ÿ™‚ i cal it the real change in trend…

      • Narendra 2:16 pm on January 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        hehehehehee..seriously.. It might very well come true

  • Narendra 8:37 pm on January 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Sachin, ,   

    Video Blog – India’s chances @ Cricket WC 2011 

     
    • sufiaz 6:34 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      cant open the video, im at work, so dont know what it says…

      i WOULD say india had a fantastic chance at the WC..the best batting line up in the world, home advantage, sachin tendulkar….everythings in place for them. what they DO need is better bowlers tho. id bet all the money I have on an england/india final.

      • Narendra 6:52 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Sufiaz..you got is right..I have mentioned abt Sachin and Batting as well. Of course iffy bowling. But you see am an Indian, I love this sport. I want to see my team. Logic can take back seat. I hope it’s a Ind-Pak final nothing can beat that ๐Ÿ™‚

        • sufiaz 7:23 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

          OH yes! as a pakistani i want NOTHING more than my team in the final….against india. but i dont think pakistan is good enough. but then it IS pakistan, u cant predict. one day they play like they dont know how to hold a bat, the next day they bring their opposition down on its knees. u never know with them ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Narendra 9:39 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

            OMG… Ind Vs Pak final.. Umeed pe hi duniya kayam hai.. Hoping against hope for that super final
            BTW..As you rightly pointed out, Pak can surprise anyone

    • sufiaz 11:22 pm on January 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      ๐Ÿ˜‰ for pakistanis when it comes to cricket..umeed hi sab kuch hai ๐Ÿ˜‰ honestly, sometimes i believe the team gets by on prayers alone ๐Ÿ™‚

      if u were to put yr money on a team..,,which wud it be? india/RSA?

      • Narendra 10:06 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Of course India…remember, mera bharat mahan
        Moreover, we have the team to win this time..also grounds, crowds, ICC and even betting agencies going in our favor.. I will put all on my money on Bharat

        You too can bet on us.. hheheheehehee

        • sufiaz 12:29 pm on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

          much as i hate to admit it…yes this time i can.

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